he was the farthest thing from that so just don’t do it 

(Source: boddah-and-kurt, via complicating-your-breathing)

dallonweekesdoingthings:

Dallon tries to listen for Brendon’s heterosexuality. He can’t hear it.

(via callist-oh)

she’s so mad and confused 

And this ladies and gentlemen is Captain America.

(Source: heronstark, via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)

"Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future."

Jonathan Safran Foer

(Source: larmoyante, via laurenrosenicole)

(Source: thequeenbey, via faggotyann)

theweeklongdate:

Whenever I feel sad, I just look at this gif and then I don’t feel so sad anymore

(via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)

they think that people who click that will have a girlfriend 

heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

(Source: runakvaed, via photoshopfanatic)

10 dollars to whoever can figure out what movie i’m watching

sexysads:

game of thrones is the greatest it single handedly god millions of people to cheer a 13 year old getting murdered at his wedding in his mothers arms 

(via abbygubler)

abbygubler:

i think it’s hilarious when people say “tumblr always contradicts itself!” LIKE TUMBLR IS NOT ONE FUCKING ENTITY IT IS MILLIONS OF BLOGGERS WITH DIFFERENT OPINIONS OBVIOUSLY WE CONTRADICT EACH OTHER 

I feel like you get a lot closer to someone when you find out you have mutual homies 

abbygubler:

Omg a scene kid just followed me!!! Omg hi!! How are your hair extensions!!! Omg I’m actually so excited I’ve never met a real one before ❤️❤️❤️❤️

she unfollowed me.